fifty-shades-of-gary:

ombrophilia:

ianthe:

ohnosiro:

mashiankrekku:

people of tumblr, i present to you the mentally deficient sub-humans of informercials

I TOOK THE SHOE OFF TOO HARD

FUCK!!!!

flustered monochromatic white women are my favorite thing

I LOVE HORRIBLE BLACK AND WHITE WORLD

hook me up to a TV that only plays the horrible black and white parts of infomercials and never let me go 

I can’t get over the person with the blender pushing the button before putting the top on. 

And how slowly the guy with the cheetos reacts. Like, ‘Oh….well how ‘bout that. Cheetos fell. Of their own accord…..not cleaning that up.’ 

(Source: insertdifferencehere, via danestream)